Busting a gut
So I did indeed visit six Gordon Ramsay restaurants in four days, which you can read about here, and which, as a colleague pointed out, was printed in the paper a day after I 'fessed up in print to the results of a health check that found raised cholesterol and a waist measurement at the "upper end of what is considered healthy" (the nurse was tugging that tape pretty tight too). Cause and effect, to some degree, perhaps.
In brief, the bottom end of the Ramsay empire - the gastropubs and the charming but feckless Foxtrot Oscar (the only restaurant in London that tells its customers to F*** Off by its very name) - are dire. But the top restaurants, particularly Murano and Gordon Ramsay at Hospital Road, are superb and, suddenly thanks to the dip in bookings, accessible for a special occasion (or a blow out). And York and Albany, run by Angela Harnett in Camden, is great value.
This week, I went to Elena's L'Etoile. Not that I want this blog to be all about food. I'm really not that greedy. Well, I am, but... Anyway, the lunch, upstairs at Elena's, was thrown by the Critics' Circle in honour of Nicholas de Jongh. For 18 years Nick was the chief theatre critic of the Standard, and for six I was Robin to his Batman, but he has now gone over to the other side as a West End playwright and, soon, a screenwriter. It was a convivial affair, the slightly rickety, rackety setting in keeping with the crowd: the youngest people there were in their 40s, and the world of criticism is changing, across all media and thanks largely to the Web.
The Critics' Circle itself will be 100 years old this year, the oldest professional body of its kind in the world. We (I say we, although I'm a sort of semi-detached member these days) are mulling over ways to commemorate this momentous event. Any ideas?
It's probably going to be quiet, chez Curtis this weekend - indeed, I'll probably be swigging back Benecol and slogging away on the aged bike onto which I've belatedly re-hoisted my lardy frame, in a bid to bring my cholesterol levels below Beth Ditto's. But when I was in my teens I would almost certainly have gone here. If any of you get along, let me know what it was like. They used to be much more unprofessional affairs, thick with the heady air of nerdery and collector-dom, held at the Methodist Hall in Westminster. I don't think I looked at the building itself once on the occasions I went. Too busy looking at Thunderbirds annuals. I must try and get back inside again.


